Video 001. [Fruit Event]

[hermetics]

[ Edward Elric is beside himself and the smug grin on his face enough to show it. ]

I.

Am.

Taller.

Who needs nasty ass milk when you've got these things? [ He's holding up a banana, all delighted with himself as though it's his genetics and not the science fucking with him. ] Do you think it's permanent? I mean I could get used to seeing up this high. I bet I even tower over that bastard Colonel now! Oh man, if only he was here to rub it in his arrogant face...

[ He's getting distracted. ]

Anyone else able to figure out what the fruits about? I mean, obviously it's fucking with us, and I'd like a heads up of what to avoid and what might be fun to eat more of.

[ BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER BE TALL ENOUGH. ]

Comments

Re: Audio

[true_noir]

You... should really be more worried about anyone who runs into me, Ed. I'll be good and keep my distance from you and Winry this time.

Re: Audio

[hermetics]

I'm not saying I won't be, but I bet they've got plenty of people who're worried about them too. I've never seen you try and hold back so much, so just - ... Don't beat yourself up too bad when everything's said and done, okay?

[ GRUMBLE GRUMBLE WHY DOES HE CARE ANYWAY ]

Re: Audio

[true_noir]

You were gone a long time, Ed. A girl's allowed to learn from her mistakes. I might have finally realized how far I was going.

Re: Audio

[hermetics]

You were already slowly getting the message when I saw you last.

Re: Audio

[true_noir]

I'd tell you the life lessons I learned after that... but most aren't pleasant. I'll send whoever I end up violating a gift-basket. Seems the least I can do.